Friday, March 22, 2013

Trololol conversation.....

Boss : There r 50 bricks on an airplane. If u
drop 1 outside. Hw many are left?
Employee : That's easy,49.
Boss : What are the 3 steps to put an elephant
into a fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant
in. Close the fridge
Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer
into the fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant
out. Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.
Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there
except one, why?
Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.
Boss : How does an old woman cross a
swamp filled with crocodiles?
Employee : She just crosses it coz the
crocodiles are at d lion's birthday
Boss : Last question.
In the end the old lady still died. Why?
Employee : Er .I guess she drowned?
Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen from
the airplane.
You may leave now
Moral: Jitna marzi prepare karlo. Agar boss ne
tumhari leni hai to leke hi manega :P :D

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