Monday, February 11, 2013

Santa is directly proportional to banta ;)

Santa and Banta were playing chess
(joke doesn't end here).:-D
Santa: Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak
raha hai.
Banta: Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf
haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda.:-
O :-P
The joke doesn't end here either..:-D
Phir waha Vishwanath anand aata hai.
Vishy: Chalo Santa-Banta, chess khelate
hai.
Santa-Banta: Nahi, aap to hume
aasanise hara doge.
Vishy: Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur me
akela.
S-B: Phir bhi hum haar jayenge
Vishy: Okay, mai left hand se khelunga.
S-B: Haan. Phir thik hai.:-P
The joke still doesn't end...:-D
Dono obviously haar jate hai aur Vishy
chala jata hai.
Santa: Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar.
Left hand se bhi hara diya usne.
Banta: Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Saala lefty hi hoga...:-D:-P

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