Sunday, February 3, 2013

M.P sir!!

Officer: What is your name..??
Candidate: M.P. Sir..!!
Officer: Tell me properly..!!
Candidate: Mohan Pal Sir..!!
Officer: Your father's name..??
Candidate: M.P. Sir..!!
Officer: What does that mean..??
Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir..!!
Officer: Your native place..??
Candidate: M.P. Sir..!!
Officer: Is it Madhya Pradesh..??
Candidate: No,Munnur Pal Sir..!!
Officer: What is your qualification..??
Candidate: M.P. Sir..!!
Officer: (angrily) What is it..??
Candidate: Matric Pass..!!
Officer: Why do you need a job..??
Candidate: M.P. Sir..!!
Officer: And what does that mean..??
Candidate: Money Problem Sir..!!
Officer: Describe your personality..!!
Candidate: M.P. Sir..!!
Officer: Explain yourself clearly..!!
Candidate: Magnanimous Personality Sir..!!
Officer: This discussion Is nowhere, you may
go now..!!
Candidate: M.P. Sir..!!
Officer: What is it now..??
Candidate: My performance..??
Officer: MP !!!!!
Candidate : What is that Sir..??
Officer: Mentally Punctured..!!
;) :D :p

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