Sunday, January 27, 2013

Double Meaning :p

Teacher Asked Pappu:"Agar ped
par 5 birds bethi ho, aur tum 1
ko goli maar do to
kitni bach gayi. ??
. Pappu:"Koi nahi, sab udd jayengi..
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Teacher:"Nahi, 4 bachengi, lekin
tumhari
soch mujhe pasand aayi..
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Pappu:"Madam mera bhi 1 sawal Hai..
3 ladies ice cream kha rahi Hain..
1 chaat kar, 1 kaat kar aur
1 choos kar.. batao konsi shadi
shuda Hai.. ??
. Teacher sharmate hue:"Jo choos
rahi Hai..:p
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Pappu:"Nahi, jis k gale me
mangalsutra hai, Lekin apki soch mujhe
pasand
Aai...:p :D

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