Sunday, January 27, 2013

Best of Best Jokes Forever

Hansa $ praful Dictionary

Control ur senses.....hold ur stomache and join
the Biggest laughing buster!!!!!!

"DECIDE"
Hansa: Praful "Decide" matlab ?
Praful: "Decide" Hansaaaa-a ... vo Casettee
player mein hum casettee nahi dalte usme
hota hai na .... "A side" -- "B side" to "C-
side" .. "D- side"
---> "Decide"

"MATURE"
Hansa: Ae Praful, mature matlab ????
Praful: jab apna mahesh... chori karte hue
pakda gaya tha.. tab usne kya kaha tha ?
Hansa: usne kaha tha.. leave me.... "MAIN
CHOR NAHI HOON" ..main chor .....main
chor.....mature. ..acha acha...."

"Alphabet"
Hansa: praful alphabet matlab?
Praful: alphabet hansa,local train mein safar
karte hoye maasi jaise hi koi seat khali dekhti
hai to wo apni beti alpha se kya kehti hai?
Hansa: alpha beth seat pe, alpha beth,
oooooooooooo, acha toh yeh alphabet!!



"ASSET"
Hansa : Prafulll "Asset" matlab???
Praful : Asset Hansaaa ... Jab hum gaadi mein
jaate hai and jab gaadi signal par
rukti hai ..... taab vo bhikari log aa kar kya
bolte hai ...
"Aee Seth... thoda paisa do naa" ... " Aee
Sethh .... " ... Asset ..




“DEPEND”
Hansa: Yeh Depend kya hota hai Prafful??
Praful: Depend Hansa... wo Swimming Pool
mein ek taraf to paani kam
gehra hota hai, aur dusri side zyada gehra.....
Deep- End.. Depend!

TOURNAMENT
HANSA:- ae he he PRAFUL, TOURNAMENT
MATLAB??
PRAFUL:- TOURNAMENT HANSA!!! YE JO
TUMNE JHUMKE PEHNE HAIN, GEHNE PEHNE
HAIN INKO ENGLISH ME KYA KEHTE HAIN,
BOLO BOLO!! HANSA:- AAA HAN HAN
TOURNAMENT, (HANSA KHUSH)
MELISA:(CHIDH KAR: ARE USE TOURNAMENT
NAHI ORNAMENT KEHTE HAIN
HANSA:- ARE KUCHH BHI MAT BOLLL EK
JHHUMKA -- ORNAMENT, DO JHHUMKE --
TWO ORNAMENT# #TOURNAMENT

"AE PRAFUL!! YE MELISA KO BHI BABUJI KI
TARAH KUCHH BHI NAHI ATAA.." :p :0 :) :D

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